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11-10-2004, 09:02 PM
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For The Thinkers
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown Apart. 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 17. Every calendar's days are numbered. 18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. 
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#2
11-10-2004, 09:06 PM
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Re: For The Thinkers
Cute.
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11-11-2004, 06:04 AM
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Re: For The Thinkers
hehe.... some of those were pretty good
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11-11-2004, 09:57 AM
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Re: Re: For The Thinkers
"15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under."
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11-11-2004, 01:26 PM
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Re: For The Thinkers
i couldn't make it through all of them.
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11-11-2004, 02:10 PM
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some of those were really good
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11-11-2004, 02:46 PM
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Re: For The Thinkers
HAHAHA
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11-12-2004, 09:17 AM
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Re: For The Thinkers
some more
101) your counterfeited like replacement stove tops 102) like an escaped tunnel in prison I started from scratch 103) Bitches know Im a freak, like the elephant man p.s: a cookie for whoever geusses the person who said any of these
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