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Old 11-10-2004, 07:56 PM
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The Oil Shortage

A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have

an oil shortage here in America.


Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in


Alaska

California

Oklahoma

North Dakota

Texas

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
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Re: The Oil Shortage

lol...so true
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Re: The Oil Shortage

Oil Shortage Is Just A Reason To Go To War So The Powers To Be Can Have All The Marbles And Tell Us The Reason For High Gas Prices Is Still A Unexpected Shortage
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This is a joke, not a political argument
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politcal argument is a joke
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Bahaha
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Re: The Oil Shortage

I like how gas prices went down for a month or so, then went strait back up to where they were. I'm not joking, here in California it was down to $2 then shot back up to $2.35 for regular within 4 days.
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