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Old 11-07-2004, 12:06 AM
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In light of the recent reference...

to the thread where celebrity jeopardy was brought up. Anybody who watches SNL, do you have a favorite episode or character?

Mine would be sean connery, don't have a favorite episode though.

Alex Trebek: That's beautiful. And finally, Sean Connery's also here let's move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories -

Sean Connery: Not so fast Trebek.

Alex Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.

Sean Connery: Well, you were wrong, you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will

Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.

Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. [ Laughs ]
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:26 AM
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Re: In light of the recent reference...

lol, I like the one where he wagers texas with a dollar sign

also, the one where connery wagers "v", and trebek says that it counts because it is a roman numeral, but then it becomes "suck it trebek!"

the other one like that is when connery answers "indoors", but then he hits the button for his wager and it turns into I (heart) boobs
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Connery: I'll take Anal Bum Cover fore $400 Alex.

Trebek: That's "An Album Cover"...
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Re: In light of the recent reference...

Connery:I've got to ask you about the penis mightier... I've spent a pretty penny or two on such products before but if your really works I'll buy a dozen!
Trebek: What..? No! That's The Pen Is Mightier, it's not a real product!
Connery:Well then you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek.
Cage: Whoa whoa whoa... are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Trebek: NO!! It's "The Pen Is Mightier!"


lmao. I love Celebrity Jeopardy.
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Old 11-07-2004, 12:24 PM
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Like the ones with burt reynolds alot too.
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Re: In light of the recent reference...

its funny... see? its bigger than a normal hat... its funny cause its bigger than a normal hat!
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Re: In light of the recent reference...

funny dog scooby do he drove around in a van and solved mysteries.

i loved that one
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"You know what, forget it. For final jeopardy just write down something you like. If you like a circle, draw a circle....."

Mr. Osbourne you've written monkey. Great! So, you like monkeys?

Ozzy: No I hate the monkey! They're awful. I had a monkey once but he wouldn't drink al-key-hall. So I bit his bloody head off! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
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Re: In light of the recent reference...

"Terd ferguson" enough said
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Buck Futter!
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Old 11-09-2004, 01:33 AM
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Suck it Trebek, suck it long and suck it hard!

Your mother's a whore!
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Re: In light of the recent reference...

Connery: I'll take famous titties for 500.
Trebek: thats famous titles.
Who plays connery anyways?
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