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11-06-2004, 03:17 AM
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Free Beer Rox
OMG, i have finally mastered the art of piss posting, i can typ while illegaly intoxicated. Ok, my friend Mike H. has a good friend that workds at a bar in champaign, so we get free beer whenever we go there, i had quite a bit and then he gave us all shots of something i dont even know, it was bluish colored or some shit, it tasted like berries and Vodka???? I hit on a chubby girl, and stared at a fine looking girl for a while...not sure why really...oh yeah cause she was hot... anyway i drove my cousin corey home in his car and a cop followed us all the way i thought i was dead meat since i'm only 19 and was way over the legal limit, but i got this ingenious idea to pull into a gas station and he just drove on by. we got home and corey threw up in his trash can and went to bed, then i drove home and here i am telling all you about my night of illegal intoxication...Great times i wish you all could have been there with me...well..some of you anyway... Oh yeah i had a shot of some cookie drink or something to, but i f anywon knows what the blue drink is, inform me please. thank you and goodnight, i think...
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11-06-2004, 04:41 AM
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Re: Free Beer Rox
haha hope you dont get banned for saying you drove pissed like I did!
otherwise, good thinking with the fuel station thingy that has saved my behind many a time
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11-06-2004, 01:23 PM
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Re: Free Beer Rox
geez, i didnt know you were 19. be careful there man. free beer=good times.
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11-06-2004, 02:51 PM
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Re: Free Beer Rox
I dont think i'll get banned... I think the mods have accepted me as one of their resident drunkards... But last night was a blast... I hit on a chubby girl? I dont remember that part. How old did you think i was kitted?
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#5
11-06-2004, 02:56 PM
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Re: Re: Free Beer Rox
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Josh, thought you weren't going to drive anymore when intoxicated? Dude, seriously not cool.
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11-06-2004, 03:12 PM
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Re: Free Beer Rox
Yeah my mom and dad have caught me twice already driving home drunk, and they told me not to drink and drive anymore(they dont care if i just drink) but i made sure i was quiet about it when i got home. And yeah i'm stupid when i drink...thus is why i drove home..
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11-06-2004, 05:35 PM
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Re: Free Beer Rox
i generally think people are older than me, but i atleast though you were 21. i just turned 22 myself and i feel like i am 30.
call your parents at 4am before you drive drunk. they will be pissed, but not as angry or disappointed if you were to end up hurt. i am glad they dont care that you drink, that means that they respect you. when you get to a party, give your friend your keys and if you want to leave, he has to check you out before he gives you the ok. (please do this at the very least)
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11-07-2004, 04:35 AM
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Re: Free Beer Rox
I was stupid again tonight, i snuck out and didn't even say goodbye to anyone cause i knew they would try to make me stay. In the process i forgot my CD's....damn 3 times.
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