Bad.... so bad

[LotusDreams]

Last weekend I went out with 2 of my friends to see "Saw". Note that One is male, the other female. ( an ex-girlfriend, to make it even better). Now, we were all drinking a bit, and we went back to her place to crash that night, and because of the mental state we were in, decided it'd be best to all crash in her queen size bed.


So, I'm almost asleep and I feel some movement on the bed... Whatever, it's probably just the cat I figure. No big deal.

A few seconds later I start to hear these...noises.. these slurping noises.... Maybe it's just the cat cleaning himself. Then the bed starts moving around some more...

"Oh christ" I think to myself, and roll over and try to sleep. For god knows how long I tried to ignore the sounds and fall asleep, but I just couldn't. When it was all finally over, I waited a minute after I heard my friend get up, thinking it was safe to look over... and I Saw his big white hair ass, reflecting the moonlight shining in from the window..

Scarred for life.


I know I should have just gotten up and left, or started singing or something during it, but I just wanted my damn sleep.. and it was too awkward to do anything else.

just shoot me now. I can't get the glowing ass out of my head.

[TexasF355F1]

I'm kind of confused here. Are you just pissed b/c you saw some guys ass or b/c your friend slept with your ex?

[91300zxtt]

HAHAHAHAHHA, funniest thing ive read in a long time, that sucks, but so funny for us. unless of course your pissed about the 2 getting together, then im sorry

[LotusDreams]

nah, I don't give a shit about them fooling around, I just wish I didn't have to hear the sounds and see the horrifying glowing ass.

[91300zxtt]

haha, ya thats pretty horrible, you should have ass punched him. that would have gotten your point across

[LotusDreams]

I didn't want to touch that thing man.. mainly because I don't want to touch his ass, but what if I hit his jinglies or something... that'd be.... *shudder*

[Raz_Kaz]

I think the comedic part of the story is how your more concerned about the ass then about the ex. Usually you would find this sort of stuff in COT.

Good story man, drink it off

[aloharocky]

You didn't see your girl? Maybe it was him just whacked off on your back.

[RSX-S777]

I think you're really scared because you saw glowing white male hair-ass and maybe...just maybe...YOU LIKED IT! Eh? Or maybe you're scarred for life because you realized, to your horror, that the glowing hairy moonlit ass belonged to none other...than YOUR EX! *Cue ominous music*

j/k man...that sucks. Pun intended.

[Musashi3000GT]

Oh that sucks...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sucks!

[CamaroSSBoy346]

[MagicRat]

Will you just relax about it! If its your 2 friends, what's the big deal? You just have shared a "moment" together.......or at least they did. Next time, have some manners and excuse yourself.......or join in, you pansy.

J/K..........funny story though.

[WickedNYCowboy]

Thats funny crap. Thats actually made me laugh.

[96Civ]

double moon that night huh?

[LotusDreams]

it burned my eyes so much, it was more like staring into the sun