Elevator talk

[NeonAtron]

At my college we have 4 floors. I use the elevator quite frequently, but what buggs me is that wierd elevator silence. No music, no machine sound, not even a cricket, just silence. I normaly dont have any problems finding things to say but in this case im stumped.
e.g.
1.Soooo where ya headed? (None of your dam business.)
2.Im headed to...(like i give a crap.)
3.Nice weather today. (Give me a break how many times have i heard that tired line.)
4.Hey your hot. (Reach for mace.)

It just seems like nothing sounds right to match the situation. Any way to avoid that annoying awkward silence?

[Jay!]

"You're pretty short* for a cute girl."


*replace "short" with any applicable adjective.

[Muscletang]

"Boy, riding on an elevator always seems to have its ups and downs."

you're either getting a laugh, more silence, or a WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! look

[knorwj]

Originally Posted by jay@af

"You're pretty short* for a cute girl."


*replace "short" with any applicable adjective.

I don't recomend fat though.

[Shortbus]

Take the stairs...problem solved.

[thegladhatter]

"Oooooo! That was a good one! Smell it?"
"You know how fast these things drop when the cable breaks?"

[Toksin]

"What's krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrackalackala ckin?"

Emphasis on the R's.

[thom8]

Originally Posted by knorwj

I don't recomend fat though.

Hey dude, can you still look up vin #? I have 02 TB it is supposed to have keyless entry. Can you look up this # 1gnds13s122369589.

Thanks,
ob Thomas

[Partizan]

Just ask them whats up, or comment about something they have, if they have a law book comment on a law class you might have in common or something. Or just offer some heroin, starts conversation right.

[SiGNAL748]

Originally Posted by thom8

Hey dude, can you still look up vin #? I have 02 TB it is supposed to have keyless entry. Can you look up this # 1gnds13s122369589.

Thanks,
ob Thomas

That is most definitely something you could use to break the silence in an elevator.

[WickedNYCowboy]

I am pretty anti-social so I like the quiet in the elevator if I take it. I usually walk the stairs cause I need the exercise anyway.

[Oz]

Just stare open mouthed at quality b00bies.

[Insanity_97]

I think most people would rather you not make an attempt at idle chatter.....however, if you're just 'that kinda guy' then say whatever you wanna say, they will either think you are retarded or will remember you next time....you could always sing....lol

[SiGNAL748]

Why don't you just carry a cd player or something with you. Keeps you at least somewhat entertained, and you won't be bothering anyone else in the process.

[kittedb18bt]

oz, if you were a woman, i would soooo marry you! come here baby.


must stop drinking. z28josh will appreciate the 6 pack of killians i have downed.