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10-28-2004, 04:10 AM
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The most boring job in the world
I'm sitting here at work bored out of my gourd (hee hee, that rhymes) and I was wondering if anyone had a job more boring than mine.
Right now I'm working 12 hour night shifts at a military prison. The kids go to bed at 9:30 at night (weekdays) and are asleep until 4:30 in the morning. They then get up, I do morning PT (good for you, good for me) they shower, eat breakfast, and then I go home..... In between, time to get college homework done, play stupid on-line video games, and cruise AF WAY too much. Who's got me beat?
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10-28-2004, 11:03 AM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
I might...but I don't have as long of a shift as you. I clean up dog shit. Other than that I sit in my chair and wait for a dog to get sick or something. No computer for me and I'm not allowed to do any home work.
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10-28-2004, 11:18 AM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
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10-28-2004, 11:23 AM
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Re: Re: The most boring job in the world
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Not sure if I got ya beat, but I'm sure it's close. I work a desk job for a Nuclear Engineering & software devlopment corporation 5 days a week, 7:30 - 5:30. I spend my days on 3SI, US3S, AF, streetcarforums, highperformancetoys & miniclip.  SJ
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10-28-2004, 04:06 PM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
most boring job in the world...
street mime
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10-28-2004, 08:44 PM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
How about a janitor? I'm a high school student, and I have a couple of friends who do janitor work. Their job sucks, but at least they don't have to worry about job security. One week every single day they had complaints about them: leaving a mess behind, late, using computers, socializing, etc, and they still didn't get fired.
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10-29-2004, 01:22 AM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
how about being a janitor at college dorms. cleaning up all that puke, shit, and piss on the floor.
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10-29-2004, 04:04 AM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
most disgusting would be an EMT hands down. I don't think most of us would even be able to psycologically handle that stuff...
Anyways, don't let me abade the hijacking. I also don't think that I know exactly what abade means.
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10-29-2004, 04:14 AM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
Do you mean "abet" as in Aid and Abet? Anywho.... I have yet to get shanked. In the 9 months I have been doing this job, I have had one inmate try to take a swing at me. If they tend to violence, we keep them in a solitary cell. They don't leave without cuffs and leg irons on. The biggest thing we have going for us here (as guards and staff members) is simply that the prisoners have a military mentality for the most part. That doesn't mean they don't make life difficult, but none of them wants an extra 5 years for assaulting a Non-Commissioned Officer (a sargeant is an NCO BTW)
Sean VR4- Sounds pretty boring, do you get to leave for lunch or breaks? Sometimes it feels like I'm the one incarcerated. Sometimes I think I would rather be a street mime... Of course Uncle Sam pays me better than a street mime. That would mean no more toys!!! Oh god no, I think I'll just keep watching convicts sleep. Nighty Night 
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10-29-2004, 12:57 PM
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Re: The most boring job in the world
most boring: an elevator person who presses the buttons to go up and down
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10-29-2004, 12:59 PM
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Re: Re: The most boring job in the world
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What about getting paid to watch grass grow.
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10-29-2004, 01:01 PM
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Re: Re: Re: The most boring job in the world
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