Caption contest!!!!

[93rollaracer]

already posted this, but Partizan said we should have a caption contest and this is a damn good pic




ready...set...GO!!!

[Oz]

"She was about this tall, and her face looked like this."

[allthrottlenobottl]

"if you look closely you can see the reflection of the shortbus he is trying to race in the car"

[lakerfan1784]

"While pointing to his all-pwning NOS-turbo-supercharger-gofast-fuckup button, the subject fails to realize how obvious it is to everyone watching that his boyfriend is giving him fantastic head"

[Suislide]

"ENGINE R TEHRE!!!!!!!!!!!"

said the ricer with down's syndrome, as he pointed towards the front of the car.

[Rbraczyk]

[quote=93rollaracer]
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"I can't reach the steering wheel!"

[jon@af]

"even if I DON'T win, I've got my boyfriend in my lap, SUCKA!!!"

[allthrottlenobottl]

"here is a prime example of the subject ricaruis maximus, watch how he instinctively glances over at passing cars wanting to incite the ritual mating dance in which all other cars leave him in the dust"

[Jonno]

"Yeah, that is a genuine Double Vtec, triple turbocharged and supercharged Honda v12 racing engine, used in the f1 cars under my bonnet."

or

"See this button here, I don't know what it does but it makes the car feel faster, so fast that it makes air come through the vents in the dashboard!"

[Fully_Sick]

"Help me ! Im falling through the bottom of the floor"

"Word up to the burbs! and all my wiggers in the struggle! one love"

[Robs71Nova]

"I wish I owned this Nova in front of me"

"Wearing my hat backwards helps with aero-dynamics"


"Don't make me press the hor..errr NAWS button"

[Toksin]

"my Steering Doesn't Work! Call The A Team!"

[-Josh-]

"I just found out that my boyfriend rigged the siliconfluxcapitatedmicrondifbulator on the intake solenoid dijibber, should be an easy fix as soon as figure out how to work this...oh shit pebble!!"

[Rbraczyk]

^

[-Davo]

What's that suppose to be?