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10-25-2004, 10:42 AM
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bad jokes
off the top of my head:
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice. what is the best thing about twenty-eight year olds? there's twenty of them. (works out really well when said aloud)
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10-25-2004, 11:12 AM
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Re: bad jokes
the title of the thread says it all...
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10-25-2004, 02:13 PM
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Re: bad jokes
i really like both of them. come on guys, just tell some that you can think of.
knock knock. who's there? owls. owls who? exactly.
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10-25-2004, 04:16 PM
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Re: bad jokes
got another lame joke...
what does a toilet have for breakfast? ass browns ha...ha...ha...
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10-25-2004, 04:18 PM
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Re: bad jokes
wow...i hope future sponsors don't read this thread because the lack of knowledge here is thoroughly amazing...lol
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10-25-2004, 05:02 PM
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Re: bad jokes
nah..those are terrible, mines worse
how did the dinosaur cross the road? chikens weren't evolved yet... hahhaha..pretty lame aint it
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10-25-2004, 05:19 PM
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Re: bad jokes
terrible jokes.
A joke should have a story to it to get you involved. Such as: Superman was bored one day so went to see if Batman was free "Sorry superman, I've got to fix the bat car" so he goes to Spiderman's house "Sorry, I'm in the middle of moving, can't come out to play" so he goes over to Wonder woman's pad. Just as he is about to fly in the window he hears with his super hearing that she is moaning and in the bedroom. He uses his x ray eyes to look through the wall and sees her on all fours and can't resist the temptation. He flies in using his super speed and takes her from behind and is out the window before she knows what happened. "what was that she says" "I dunno, but my arse hurts" says the invisible man
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10-25-2004, 05:58 PM
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Re: bad jokes
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What does Michael Jackson like so much about twenty-six year olds? There's twenty of them! Just wanted to pass that on
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10-25-2004, 06:11 PM
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Re: Re: bad jokes
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10-25-2004, 09:46 PM
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Re: bad jokes
wow thats alot of bad jokes there
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10-25-2004, 10:15 PM
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Re: bad jokes
why did the one eyed bird cross the road
to get to the "birds eye" shop (you'll only get this if you live in england and like fish and chips)
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10-25-2004, 10:57 PM
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A guy walked into a bar, "Ouch"
Whats better then winning the special olympics? IIICE KWEEEEEEEEEEEM (courteousy of collegehumor) Rob
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10-25-2004, 11:35 PM
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Re: bad jokes
whats the worse part about cooking a vegetable?
getting the wheelchair out the oven
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10-26-2004, 01:04 AM
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Re: Re: bad jokes
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now that's a good one 
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