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Old 10-21-2004, 09:11 PM
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Angry Wankers at Service Stations

So before I go to University today, I see that I have no fuel at all and I need to fill up. Its pretty rush hour around my area in the morning, so when I finally do get to my "service station" its nearly packed full.

Since my fuel cap is on the left side of the car and all the pumps on that side are taken I decide to go to the opposite sided pump and see if I can swing around my pump thingo. NUP! I cant, so I decide to do a u-turn to get back in the correct direction, when bam!.....

FAGGOT! this dum bastard old man, comes in out of nowhere and snatches my spot! and gives me this look like as if nothing happened.!?(the death look, The look that makes me want to strangle people till their necks are spaghetti)

So I frickin shout my ass off at him and tell him to get fucked, and bail because he wont move and also before I do something stupid like ramming his car(a poxy bmw by the way).

Great! just as I bail my car overheats and I have no coolant (french reliability my asshole, dam pug),

So I decided I'm too pissed off to go to University today, so I'll just chill here with my beers and vent.

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Old 10-21-2004, 09:20 PM
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

That sucks...I hate when people do that, same when they steal parking spots!!! Death/extreme injury to those people.
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

Some lady exploded on me when I pulled into a gas spot before her even though she was behind me pulling in. I just walked in to pay for my gas, watching her the whole time.
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Old 10-21-2004, 09:30 PM
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

I wish I could show you how poorly desgined this service station is, The guy who made plans for it must of been stevie wonder.

I swear there is so little sapce to manouvre, I dont know how half the people with 4wd's get in.

man im still angry ahhhh,
the sort of anger that wants to make me KILL j/k
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Old 10-21-2004, 10:17 PM
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

Dude - why didn't you take your 180 to uni? Much more bitchin' ride.

And secondly. why didn't you slash the fuckers tyres. If he likes the spot so much, he can fucking stay there.

Don't take no crap from no one.
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:19 PM
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

Are you mad at yourself because you made an ass of yourself? He couldn't read your mind and probrably thought you were finished or just goofing around. Then when your POS blew up he probrably had to strain to keep a straight face. Be careful who you mess with too, because a lot of us "oldtimers" aren't the least bit afraid of you. We'll dance if you want.
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

You sounds like exactly the kind of wanker he encountered! Last one who tried that crap on me (doing a U turn in the middle of an intersection across double lines, I got on the horn, he turned around illegally AGAIN and followed me... just to mouth off) ended up with a broken face. And I'd happily do it again.
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Thats funny OZ, because I didn't realize an intersection had double lines in it.

Just get a real havy beater car and dent it up real good and people will never even try to mess with 'your spot'... EVER.
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This particular intersection did. We live in different countries remember.
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oh yes... sorry, forgot.
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Then when your POS blew up he probrably had to strain to keep a straight face. Be careful who you mess with too, because a lot of us "oldtimers" aren't the least bit afraid of you. We'll dance if you want.
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

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Are you mad at yourself because you made an ass of yourself? He couldn't read your mind and probrably thought you were finished or just goofing around. Then when your POS blew up he probrably had to strain to keep a straight face. Be careful who you mess with too, because a lot of us "oldtimers" aren't the least bit afraid of you. We'll dance if you want.
Fuck outta here mate, with that bullshit. You think your fucking right in every decision you make. Yet all your posts are to insite arguments,,Claiming your old yet you lack the maturity with such comments as your "POS". what do you drive oh fucking king of internet forums?
And he was about 70+ easily so if your that old, what the hell you doing on the internet and not in a nursing home.

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Dude - why didn't you take your 180 to uni? Much more bitchin' ride.

And secondly. why didn't you slash the fuckers tyres. If he likes the spot so much, he can fucking stay there.

Don't take no crap from no one.
Trust me if he was younger I would of bashed him, but he was this stupid old asian man in his 80s with his life support clinging in the car.

And, I would drive the 180, if it didnt have a blown turbo and bent rear axle! (dont ask)
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[quote=Fully_Sick]Fuck outta here mate, with that bullshit. You think your fucking right in every decision you make.

DUH, of course I think I'm right in my decisions. Do you make what you think are wrong decisions? Sounds retarded to do that.

Trust me if he was younger I would of bashed him, but he was this stupid old asian man in his 80s with his life support clinging in the car.

A few months back I saw a "stupid old asian man" a Korean, have his car kicked by a young tuff-guy at a gas pump. When the old man got out to inspect the damage, Mr. tuff-guy tried to slap him. So the "stupid old asian man" showed him what Tae Kwon Do is. After Tuff-guy pulled his bloody face out of the pavement, the cops arrived and proceeded to kick his ass some more. It was a HOOT, wish I'd had time to video-tape it. I still see Mr. Tuff-guy, and never forget to ask him what it's like to have his ass handed to him by a geriatric.
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Re: Wankers at Service Stations

sounds like BS to me.

Getting beaten up by a 5' geriatric when im 6'4?, martial arts are for the movies...
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I hope nothing of any real consequence ever goes horribly wrong in your life

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