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Old 10-21-2004, 06:36 PM
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Teddy bears

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and end up leaving together.

Back at his place, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears - hundreds of cute, small bears on a shelf near the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have such a large collection of teddy bears, but decides not to mention it, and actually is quite impressed by this obvious sign of his sensitive nature.

She turns to him... they kiss... then rip each other's clothes off and have sex.

After an intense night of passion with Mr Sensitive, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."




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Old 10-21-2004, 07:15 PM
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Old 10-22-2004, 03:25 AM
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lmao, thats awesome.
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Hehehehehe Beary funny...
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Old 10-22-2004, 11:50 AM
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:17 PM
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Re: Teddy bears

Thats great. I wonder what happens if they dont' win a prize...
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funny stuff man!
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Old 10-23-2004, 03:28 PM
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Re: Teddy bears

BEACHE guuut seerrvveeeeD!
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Nice, i tell you my sex secrets in confidence, and you turn it into a joke. Way to go.
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Re: Teddy bears

Ive heard that one before but it's still great.
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