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10-21-2004, 03:35 PM
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why not another joke...
i am a golfer, so shut up
--------------------------- 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?" The old timer said, "I'm a golfer & that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight & out golfing up and down the fairways. The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died? The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead? The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?" The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning...and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer." The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure There's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?" The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grand-father's still living! How old is he?" The old timer said, "He's 118 years old." The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?" The old timer said, "No...... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married." The doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?" The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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10-21-2004, 04:58 PM
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Re: why not another joke...
For those who don't get it, think about today's young people who get married without really wanting to. Something happens, and then another thing happens a little over 3/4 a year later.
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10-21-2004, 06:00 PM
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Re: Re: why not another joke...
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10-21-2004, 06:05 PM
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Re: why not another joke...
having kids...
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10-21-2004, 10:03 PM
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Re: why not another joke...
the old 118 year old man had sex and got a girl knocked up, and married her against his will. The funnyness is in the fact that the old cooter can still perform.
My apologies for being blunt.
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10-21-2004, 10:06 PM
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Re: why not another joke...
 To those that needed an explanation, I assume you'll be voting Bush in 10 days. /fire proof suit on
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10-21-2004, 10:30 PM
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10-21-2004, 11:00 PM
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Yeah the joke sucked....bad. 
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10-21-2004, 11:25 PM
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