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10-21-2004, 05:26 AM
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A jazz chord
Stevie Wonder has just finished a sell-out concert in Japan and after the applause has died down he asks the crowd if there's anything they'd like him to play. This little Japanese fella at the front is jumping up and down, shouting and waving his arms like a madman so Stevie asks him what he'd like him to play.
He shouts "Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". So Stevie belts out a 2 minute solo in F#minor on his piano and the crowd are in raptures. "No, no", the little man shouts "play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". A little bemused, Stevie does a 3 minute impromptu in A Flat major and gets the crowd rocking. The little fella shouts "No, no, I want you to play a jazz chord!!!". Stevie gives in and says "how does that go then?" To which he replies..... "A jazz choooooord to say I ruv you!"  
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#4
10-21-2004, 10:44 AM
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Allow me to assist....
A jazz chord=I just called
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10-21-2004, 10:56 AM
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Re: A jazz chord
Quite. And ruv = love
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#6
10-21-2004, 11:42 AM
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Uhhhhh still stupid.
 Doesn't make sense anyways...a single chord can't denote whether or not it's part of classical music, jazz or whatever.You're still a cool guy tho, just tell the person who told you the joke to think B4 he talks again.
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#7
10-21-2004, 12:22 PM
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Re: A jazz chord
Funny.
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#8
10-21-2004, 12:52 PM
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Re: A jazz chord
Quote:
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#9
10-21-2004, 07:01 PM
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Re: A jazz chord
still stumped after the explainations hehe
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10-22-2004, 11:47 AM
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Re: A jazz chord
Loving it!
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