Bad luck .....R18

[primera man]

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A blond walks past him and the man immediately gets an erection.

The women notices his erection, and immediatley walks over to him grinning sweetly and says, "sir, did you call for me.

Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?

She says, "You must be new here, let me explain."

Its a rule here that if I gave you an erection it, it emplies you called for me.

Smiling, she then leds him to the side of the pool, lays down on a towel, eargerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continuous to explore the facilities. He enters the sauna, sits down and breaks wind. Within a few seconds, a hugh horrible corpulent hairy man with an erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.

The hugh man says, "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?" You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me.

The hugh man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office.
He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist. "May I help you?"
Bob says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $50 joining fee."

"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities............."

Bob replies, "Listen lady, I am 60 years old, I get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."

[ragt20]

alas tis funny :hehehe: but old

[nick89escort]

hehe :hehe: :silly2: nice one P-man.