Bush vs. Kerry

[93rollaracer]

compliments of collegehumor:

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

[taranaki]

old army joke.Officer and squaddie.Would have been funnier the oyther way around.And more believable.

[Damien]

^Why political jokes should stay in the political forum...but I'll be a good conservative Christian, laugh at the joke, and let Naki think it'd be funny the other way.

[Jas_M]

I'd do Teresa Kerry. She looks like she'd know what she was doing. Laura Bush looks like she'd just lay there, with that Joker-like smile, waiting for it all to end.

[CaTasHtRoPhE 67]

wasent that funny

[lordvektra]

Originally Posted by Jas_M

I'd do Teresa Kerry.

thats a 4 bagger, she looks like a zombie

[YogsVR4]

Wouldn't touch either one of them.


Though the one thing that both men appear to have in common is that they honor their marriage which is a nice change from the Clinton years.

[thegladhatter]

Originally Posted by Jas_M

I'd do Teresa Kerry. She looks like she'd know what she was doing. Laura Bush looks like she'd just lay there, with that Joker-like smile, waiting for it all to end.

If you would do Teresa, my guess is that Laura WOULD just be waiting for it to end. You ARE a sicker mofo than your sig would indicate! You must not have much skills.

[thegladhatter]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

Though the one thing that both men appear to have in common is that they honor their marriage which is a nice change from the Clinton years.

SO TRUE!! Clinton would have done Barbara Bush

[psychobadboy]

Originally Posted by thegladhatter

SO TRUE!! Clinton would have done Barbara Bush

Haha...nasty.

[Jas_M]

Originally Posted by thegladhatter

If you would do Teresa, my guess is that Laura WOULD just be waiting for it to end. You ARE a sicker mofo than your sig would indicate! You must not have much skills.

Ok dude, whatever makes you feel better about your own, um, 'shortcomings'.

[clawhammer]

That's a funny joke. haha

[grimmy]

funny joke, but come on dude. i wouldn't even touch teresa with your dick. eww

[Oz]

Pfft - bigger picture guys. I'd do it then sell it to the media for millions. Easy.

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by Oz

Pfft - bigger picture guys. I'd do it then sell it to the media for millions. Easy.

you aint nothing but a ho