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10-13-2004, 12:15 PM
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some joke
Marv the commander was in a terrible accident on the battle field. he had to have his ears amputated. he still had %100 perfect hearing, just no ears. its quite a emotional subject for him.
after the war, the government decided to give him a high ranking office job. the only thing he had to do was to find/hire an assistant to go with him. The next day he had an interview with a sargant. the interview went alright, but not bad. the last question the commander asked was, "so sarg do u notice anything different about me?" instantly the sarg answered, "why yes commander u have no ears." instantly the commander turned beat red in the face and started to swear at the sargant until he left his office. later that day he had an interview with a corporal. the interview went alot better than the last. the last question the commander asked was, "so corporal do u notice anything different about me?" the corporal thinks in his head, my mom always taught me honestly was the best policy. so the corporal says, "why yes commander i noticed you didnt have any ears" the commander replies with,"how could you insult me like that? and you want this job? get the fuck out of here!!" after about 2 weeks of looking a fresh new private walks into his office. believe it or not the interview went pretty well. better than most of them. the last question the commander asked was so sthe private do u notice anything different about me? instantly the private answers with,"why yes commander i did" "go on private, what did u notice?", said the commander. the private replies with," i noticed you were wearing contacts commander!" the commander was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" the private replied with, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"
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10-13-2004, 12:48 PM
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Re: some joke
lol...very nice
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10-13-2004, 05:32 PM
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Re: some joke
lol! great one.
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10-14-2004, 03:36 AM
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Re: some joke
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10-14-2004, 05:01 AM
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Re: some joke
Excellent
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10-14-2004, 05:12 AM
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Re: some joke
For the first time I actually did LOL.
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10-14-2004, 08:26 AM
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Re: some joke
 But if he was in the army - would he really have been in with bad eyesight?
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