Things To Ponder

[kris]

• Why does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin?
• Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• Why is it that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
• Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Why is the man who invests all your hard earned money called a broker?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

[91HBSi]

My friend sent those to me in an e-mail a while back. I still wonder about the doctor thing though

[YogsVR4]

Dammit KB - your going to make my head hurt!

[89ssgti]

so true ,things to think about,now my head hurts

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

i think my head hurts ow


could you add

why do soccer moms drive SUV's when they obviously can't control the direction

[easternxtreme]

things that make u go hmmmmmmmmmmm

[emadboy200]

Originally posted by kbslacker

• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

I actually know the answer to this one.

It has to do with an old english superstition that people feared that the dead would come back from the grave so they would tie up their hands and feet, and nail the coffin shut.

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by emadboy200


It has to do with an old english superstition that people feared that the dead would come back from the grave so they would tie up their hands and feet, and nail the coffin shut.

Well played, well played

[Dustin_S]

Okay, Here's one for ya-

Why do people on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE never call Mrs Cleo as their phone a friend?

[91HBSi]

Originally posted by Dustin_S
Okay, Here's one for ya-

Why do people on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE never call Mrs Cleo as their phone a friend?

Cause she sucks

[kris]

Originally posted by Dustin_S
Okay, Here's one for ya-

Why do people on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE never call Mrs Cleo as their phone a friend?

Because she is being sued by the federal trade commision.

[emadboy200]

Originally posted by kbslacker



Because she is being sued by the federal trade commision.

i bet she didn't see that in her tarot cards. lol :hehehe:

[ac427cpe]

if you sneeze while holding your nose shut, your eyes are closed and you keep your mouth closed.... will you sneeze out your ears? or will your head explode?

[Dustin_S]

yeah, you got me. hehehe. I actually got an Email from her saying "Click here for your free reading, JOHN" which would have been fine, except my name is DUSTIN

[ac427cpe]

that is great. hmmmmm....... why do psychics ever go out of buisness???