|
| Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | Air Dried Beef Dog Food | IgorSushko.com | Corporate |
|
|||||||
| COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum! |
 |
 Show Printable Version | 
Subscribe to this Thread
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
#1
10-07-2004, 08:17 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
j0kes
One day, Prime Minister Howard visited a local primary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the Prime Minister. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mummy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!" The PM smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?" A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!" The PM shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?" A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. Howard, if you and Janette were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!" "Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?" "Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!" --- A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen; she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mum and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it." "You're wasting your time," say's the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mum puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."
__________________
Quote:
|
|
#5
10-07-2004, 12:16 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: j0kes
haven't heard the second one, nice.
__________________
Co-Founder of AF V-Card Club 1999 Ford Mustang Cobra: Cobra R rims, Magnaflow CB. "no way man...i saw an LS1 fight godzilla and the LS1 beat godzilla and it looked in the air and was like what do you think of that god and god was like bring it bitch so they fought and the LS1 beat god now the LS1 is god because its the greatest thing ever."
|
|
#7
10-07-2004, 12:50 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: j0kes
Haha! Those were great!
|
|
|
POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD |
 |
|
|
