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Old 10-06-2004, 06:44 AM
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:17 AM
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Mildly amusing for me .....actually its pretty funny!
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LOL...good one
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I just did some History of Africa so now I understand that one.
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You mean there are other countries out there besides the USA? I don't believe you.
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Nice Plus UNO!
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I liked it. Especially the part when it said
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And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
i thought it was the best part!
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