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Old 10-05-2004, 11:13 PM
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate



Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.

I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

k) Look, it would be g! reat to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.

l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.

m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.

n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

You're very right about quite a few of those in my case.
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

lol, those are awesome....and completely true
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I can definitely confirm a couple of those
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Your on a roll tonight.
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

"Alcoholic"

that ones tough

or "Cosmopolitan"
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

"limit"
"road"

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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

dont know where i have seen that list. i love it, and shall try a few tonight.(wednesday is my pool night)
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hmmm I think i've experienced all of those....













...yes even the skirt thing (halloween is an odd holiday)
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on the last one substitute hedge for truck bed. But pretty much all apply here to.
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

new title ~ Things that are difficult to say at people when your drunk.

my response ~ nothing!
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

mmmm saying NO to an busted chick when your drunk, thats a hard word for me.
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the greatest word ever to say if u can when ur drunk.

supercalafrajalisticexpialidotious.....

YEA I feel good!
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