TRUE DEFINATION OF A RICER (settled 4 good)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SHO411]

Why is it in any post I go to lately, there is some argument over some topic, to put paspective into place, all y'alls' posts are our defination of Ricers, but in actual sense the term: RICER (s) was first used by your own flesh and blood on thier own flesh and blood.
Basically your daddys with the big block Elcaminos/Z28s/Stangs (cars that when you tapped the gas, the frame vibrated so hard that your mommy got an instant orgasm, haven't y'all realised the Baby boom era went hand in hand with the Big Block era???? F*** the small displacement/emission era, I could be getting laid like a MotherF**** with my T-RAm, with a big block, sheet metal that transmits all engine and road vibration, it would be a 3800lb Vibrator ) called all the little discplacement auto owning drivers, Ricers.As the trend got a big following, then came the split of the Domestic crowd (cheap HP) and the import (Ricers) crowds, and then the none decided idiots who couldn't choose and stayed in between.
So wether you CRX or 240 has 600hp, your dady still refers you as a Ricers to his friends when you aren't around.
Now we came up with our version of Ricers mainlys as the MOFOs who want to LOO fast instead of also having the ability to go fast.


So quit bitching, go order my favourite, Fried Lice and Sesemi chicken, and enjoy your meal inside your RICE MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh by the way, notice my use of "YOUR DADDYS", as I wasn't raised in the states, and we really didn't have any domestic cars, as all our cars were F****** imports, from the Fords to the Jags and Benzes, down to the Pegeuots (miss these cars), so I definately know my Daddy never called me a "Rice driving MOFO" behind my back. WOOOOHOOOoooooo





















In actuall sense, we were so F***** poor driving a nissan Sentra was big pimping, and yet we had MotherF***** driving Big body bullet proof Benzes.

[SHO411]

Nuff Said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[Tougeman]

wow..someone does know what a ricer is....

[SHO411]

Not all illegal immigrants are F****** retarded you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SR20DETpower]

Lol




The South Kicks Ass

[SHIFT_KA24DE]

So your not from the states... then where are you from?

[Bluefoot]

Originally Posted by SR20DETpower

Lol




The South Kicks Ass

Your goddamn right it does..."stars and bars"

[SHO411]

Neck bones and chitlins,


and all things nice. Gotta love the Dirty South.

[Mediocrity]

I hate it when people say Flied Lice.

It's blatantly wrong.

They can not pronounce an L, so it comes out as an R, not the other way around you turd.

[Chuki_breath]

lol^ i just thought he was so caught up in the moment that he missed spelled....cuz he felt proud to know the definition....but in all honesty who the fuck cares!!!!im a ricer hes a ricer your a ricer everyone seems to be a ricer so i just say fuck it

[SHO411]

??????????

[SHO411]

just trying something

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[friday86]

hmm.. this is probably the 246,864,895,845 thread about "rice" now....

[Ace$nyper]

and havn't gotten any better they all clense my taint

[alkemyst]

I love when someone gets all sensational on dino-power.

I have had it. We still have a 408ci small block Bronco in the family (1996 bumped up from 351....450TQ/*only* 300 something HP at the wheels to tow a 27' boat).

My mustangs rocked, no doubt about it....but refilling almost daily sucks. Turbo a freaking engine 1/2 the size and the same weight and you end up with the same displacement at much better gas mileage and less front heavy.

For the price of my 98 SE I could have bought a bad ass 'Stang or 'CamEro' hehe mullet powur!

Nowadays I'd much rather be classified as a Ricer than a 'Mullet' as frankly I have seen ricers pull up downtown on a Friday night and pull serious ass....the idiot in the V8 that sounds like a Harley gets laughed at.....yet so do Corvette guys, and of course in love and war YMMV