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10-05-2004, 12:43 AM
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The Pope has taken ill
The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.
After about an hour’s examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the goods news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree but under four conditions." The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room stilled. There was a long pause. The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one." After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?" The Pope smiled and replied, "Big tits." 
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10-05-2004, 12:47 AM
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Re: The Pope has taken ill
Holy sh*t that joke is old. My dad was telling me a version of that years ago and he heard it even longer ago. Good joke though
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10-05-2004, 02:09 AM
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Re: The Pope has taken ill
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10-05-2004, 02:17 AM
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Re: The Pope has taken ill
That's not really funny, what man doesn't want a woman with big tits?
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10-05-2004, 02:40 AM
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Re: The Pope has taken ill
hehe, thats a classic
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10-05-2004, 03:19 AM
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10-05-2004, 03:26 AM
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10-05-2004, 04:35 AM
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Nice red X, gramps
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10-05-2004, 05:45 AM
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Re: The Pope has taken ill
errr yeah, we were just kidding
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10-05-2004, 08:42 AM
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Re: The Pope has taken ill
amusing
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