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10-04-2004, 08:43 PM
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Why I fired my secretary....
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. " The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children ,and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday............... And there I sat...on the couch... naked..........
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10-04-2004, 09:14 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary....
Brutal.
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10-04-2004, 09:35 PM
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 Actually I heard that joke a long time ago, still its funny as hell. TS out (putting clothes on)
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10-04-2004, 09:50 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary....
... It never ceases to amaze me how many different ways people can spell hilarious.
 As for the joke... That actually happened to me. Mr. Jackson fired me the next day... O well, didnt want to work for a pedophile anyways. ... O and I was kidding by the way. -Wes
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10-04-2004, 10:13 PM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary....
Word
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10-05-2004, 02:17 AM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary....
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10-05-2004, 02:39 AM
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Re: Why I fired my secretary....
haha, thats hilarious
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