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Old 06-03-2001, 07:17 PM
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Things You Hear Just Before......

the fun stops and somebody loses an Eye!

Hey! Watch me juggle these steak knives!

Buddy, toss me that sharp stick.

I'm running with scissors! I'm running with scissors!

Let's play a game of "catch the icicle."

You've been fussing with that champagne bottle cork for five minutes. Here, let an expert take a look at it.

Dude, check out the sun through my new telescope.

Look, an old hornet nest. Let's take a peek inside.

Timmy, stop dropping marbles into the fan.

I'm sorry, Mr. Monocular, you're right optic nerve is not Y2K compliant.

Drat! I've jammed the paper shredder with my letter opener. Maybe if I hit the "reverse" button...

Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.

Mom! Freddie loaded his squirt gun with drain cleaner!



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Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.

Not a finga'!

It's the Clinkaaaaaaa!

Great movie!
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Be sure to drink your ovaltine.

Not a finga'!

It's the Clinkaaaaaaa!

Great movie!
Definitely a classic!!
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You have way to much time on your hands man. Keep'em coming though!
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Old 06-04-2001, 10:22 AM
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You have way to much time on your hands man. Keep'em coming though!
Well, at work, I'm always on the computer. That's my job. So, when it's dead and employees come to me with problems, questions and what not, what better way to spend my time than moderating in here and talking with a bunch of katz that are cool.

THAT'S A COMPLIMENT COMING FROM ME YES IT IS!!!

So, I like to talk on all subjects and post somethings that make you think. Sometimes though, I like to joke and shit so, hence, this topic. It's pretty funny how you take things for granted and don't think about it till it's not there.


Oh damn, here we go, let's keep this on topic!!




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Did you mean to post this in the "Famous last words thread"?
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Yeah, I meant to put this in the other thread. Oops. Ah well, nothing like a small bit of confusion to keep the mind running.













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DVSNCYNIKL, what do you do for a living? Sounds interesting.
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I'm an Analyst. I track money managers worldwide.
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