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10-02-2004, 01:35 PM
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Simpsons Trivia and j0kes
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/interactive/trivia-01.shtml
Post up your score /100! And some jokes. Roger was in a full bus when a fat lady opposite said to him,if you were a gentelman you'd stand up and let someone els sit down. And if you were a lady,Roger replied you'd stand up and let four people sit down. --- A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." --- 
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10-02-2004, 01:49 PM
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Re: Simpsons Trivia and j0kes
i got 50, and i havent watched the show in almost 2 years. lol
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10-02-2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: Simpsons Trivia and j0kes
no way you got 100. . .
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10-02-2004, 03:04 PM
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For me, 75/100  A lot better than I expected...
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10-02-2004, 03:18 PM
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No way you could get 100%
 Some of those questions were downright crazy. The number on the license plate? The population of Chocolate Land, Springfield's size relative to Texas? Hans Moleman's ORIGINAL name? I got a 74, which surprised me (because I watch a LOT of Simpsons) but given the questions asked into the last few pages... whew!
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10-02-2004, 04:34 PM
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Re: Simpsons Trivia and j0kes
83...but I read the episode guide in the can all the time...
81-100: Woohoo! You are a true Simpsons fan! You know everything there is to know about Our Favorite Family! You have an Stephen Hawking level of intelligence.
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10-02-2004, 04:42 PM
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Haha... that was something....
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10-02-2004, 05:13 PM
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too long for me, i got 9/10 on the first page. maybe later.
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10-02-2004, 08:32 PM
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I love the jokes lmfao
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10-02-2004, 08:55 PM
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Re: Simpsons Trivia and j0kes
46/100...
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10-02-2004, 09:17 PM
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I got 49 of the first 50...not bad!
The rest of the questions were to hard, so I quit 
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