Instructions on washing that cat

[Mannheim 80]

a. Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet
shampoo to the water in the bowl.

b. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

c. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

d. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

e. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse".

f. Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.

g. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

h. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will
dry himself off.

i. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!

Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.

Sincerely,

The Dog

[taranaki]

Repost,tonioseven,Jan 2004.
Repost ,Oz,July 2003.


have a happy day.

[tman]

Plus, you forgot the pictures of the wet cat, and then the dog.

[publicenemy137]

[psychobadboy]

Meh, new to me...I thought it was funny.

[TexasF355F1]

In what bathroom can you stand BEHIND a toilet?????????

Yes. I know its a joke, but I just had to point that out.

[240NIZ]

I could only wish to do that to my wife's cat.

[pr0ject01]

heh, why not just do it to the wife.

[Raz_Kaz]

because the wife gives him sex

[Jas_M]

Or maybe the cat does and he's tired of being scratched and bitten all the time.

[Phieta]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

In what bathroom can you stand BEHIND a toilet?????????

Yes. I know its a joke, but I just had to point that out.

I'd assume you can straddle the toilet...

[93rollaracer]

Originally Posted by Phieta

I'd assume you can straddle the toilet...

not safe. have you ever seen the video of the cat biting that animal control guy in the nuts? those things can jump when they get pissed

[Andydg]

I hate cats.