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09-28-2004, 12:13 AM
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pulled over lately?
While I was driving down the freeway the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot ar se hole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: $ 280 Court costs: $ 210 Look on copper's face: Priceless.
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09-28-2004, 12:39 AM
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Re: pulled over lately?
meh... repost... does it count if it's from another part of AF?
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09-28-2004, 12:41 AM
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Re: pulled over lately?
sorry didn't realise.
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Who needs AWD? i feel inspired by the original 911 turbo, my car will have more rubber sqeezed in its ass than Annabelle Chong! and it will go down as one of the greatest rides in history!
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