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Old 09-26-2004, 10:13 PM
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I dont see any space for a witness to sign so its not a legal document
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wow dude, honestly if you sign that then you must defidently be whipped.
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Contracts signed under duress are not legally binding. Also, it isn't really cheating if she didn't know your real name. Both well known legal facts.
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this is just sad
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Even in the context that those dumb forms are supposed to be a joke, it goes with the stupid idea society has that men are supposed to beg for sex. Hey bitch, guess what? You ain't got anything between your legs that 3 billion other women don't. And if you do then you got bigger problems anyway.

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Even in the context that those dumb forms are supposed to be a joke, it goes with the stupid idea society has that men are supposed to beg for sex. Hey bitch, guess what? You ain't got anything between your legs that 3 billion other women don't. And if you do then you got bigger problems anyway.

As for the official ruling on this matter, we go to the Overlord of the Universe Himself

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I should have made one of those for Dani...
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^Oh boy....

Hm...interesting forward I can send to get some guys in trouble...girls dump them...they turn to me for emotional support...all works out
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oh my goodness, signing a document stating that the female wears the pants in the relationship.
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just don't let em get it notarized. not an official contract if it isn't so you can take them to court and you're all set
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What ever happened to trust in a relationship?
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