Hicks dont understand street races

[-Jayson-]

i was on my way home last night from droping my girlfriend off when i saw this older camaro. Like 80 style Iroc or something. So i try and get the guy to race, but he just wont start with me. He will fly past me or watch me fly away but still no race. So finally we get to a light, were both stopped i look over and all hes doing is spinning his tires making smoke. Light turns green, i take off, hes still there spinning his tires. So i left him alone after that cause he really didnt get what i wanted to do. BUt whats the point of spinning your tires and smoking them? Am i supposed to be intimidated by your ability to break torque? My dad has an econoline 350 van, i can break torque really good in that thing, does that mean im a badass?. . . hicks

lol when he was doing that, all i could think about was the movie Joe Dirt when that security guard starts making fun of his car, so he starts brake torqueing and peels off. lol

[CBFryman]

joe dirt...i love that movie... "does this look queer, how about this, DONT THINK SO" and "So your telling me that your are so inbread that your facial hair actually grows trailer park?" or even "Hey dad look what i found, the good stuff, none of that pussy copenhagen"

[Zwrangler]

Originally Posted by CBFryman

joe dirt...i love that movie... "does this look queer, how about this, DONT THINK SO" and "So your telling me that your are so inbread that your facial hair actually grows trailer park?" or even "Hey dad look what i found, the good stuff, none of that pussy copenhagen"

woaw, okay i think somebody watches too much t.v. just kiddin, I love that movie too.

Maybe the dude in the camaro had really bad tyres so thats why he may not have wanted to race from a stop. I know its happened to me before.

[HighRev87]

I dont like I-ROCs, ever since hearing that audio clip posted here.

[Ricochet]

"Hicks" (if that's how you want to stereotype V8-drivers) are 99.9% of the people running 9's in the 1/4 mile.

http://www.ls1motorsports.com/media/[email protected]

[-Jayson-]

i didnt say anything about V8 engines or 1/4 mile times. Im talking about the white trailer trash driving the beat up Iroc camaro thinking its a badass. Stop trying to start flame wars with me, its really childish.

[Ricochet]

I'm not trying, you bring them on yourself.

[carrrnuttt]

Originally Posted by Ricochet

I'm not trying, you bring them on yourself.

What the fuck got in to your cereal this week?

Jayson didn't start shit, unless you consider yourself a hick, and somehow got offended.

Get over yourself.

[HighRev87]

Yea Jayson's cool. I have high respect for sleepers

[nissanfanatic]

Originally Posted by carrrnuttt

What the fuck got in to your cereal this week?

Jayson didn't start shit, unless you consider yourself a hick, and somehow got offended.

Get over yourself.

This is how he got 5000+ posts in a little over a year.

[Mediocrity]

I guess Ricochet wishes he had an Iroc.

[Ricochet]

I hang out with these "hicks" he talks about, and stereotyping them like that rubs me the wrong way. How bout I make a thread called niggers don't understand street races?

[-Jayson-]

wooo you racist bastard, you should think before you speak. Im sorry i didnt know you hang out with people who drive beat up iroc camaros and live in trailers. Sorry i didnt mean to step on your family.

[Ricochet]

Grow up, I used it as an example. And no they don't live in trailers, they're nice people who drive cars faster than you or I will ever own.

[Mediocrity]

Hick really isnt a derrogatory term...

Would you prefer something like Corn fed, country-fried, or whatever?

I know hicks too, and last I checked they dont throw a damn internet fit when someone calls them one.