best day for women/men

[kittedb18bt]

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

[dayna240sx]

you see, women are less complicated than men

[Andydg]

That would be a good day.

[93rollaracer]

but the women have all different things to do. they guys' day pretty much involves sex, golf, food and beer.

[SiGNAL748]

I'm sure you can condense man's perfect day to: Beer+Food+Blowjob

[Ricochet]

Originally Posted by kittedb18bt

Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave.

Best ever

[ThatRoundHeadedKid]

Don't forget manicures and pedicures.........not that I am a woman or anything...

[93rollaracer]

[kittedb18bt]

never seen that rolla, nice.

[RSX-S777]

Pfft...only THREE blowjobs?

[goat_launcher]

A perfect day starting at 6:45? Yeah, how bout NO. A perfect day for me starts no earlier than 1:30.

[jcz1987]

I'm a man who has to start the day at 5:00 AM. I guess I'm not like that.

[Oz]

Where do I sign up?

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by RSX-S777

Pfft...only THREE blowjobs?

Haha.. yea I agree + more sex like a massage while having sex

[imtheoneandonlyD]

yeah, my day doesnt start til the earliest noon. I didnt get to bed til like 10 this morning and then got up at noon....i think i have a sleeping problem lol.