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Old 02-12-2002, 11:42 PM
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The pickle, the penis and the cucumber were all walking down the sidewalk discussing how horrible their lives were.

the cucumber says "Oh man, my life is the pits. People grow me all big and fat, then they cut me up and eat me!!"

The pickle speaks up "Dude, that's not bad. People grow me all big and fat, then they stick me in a jar of vinegar for two years, THEN cut me up and eat me!"

The penis shakes his head and says "That's nothing, man. Every night, people grow me all big and fat, then cover me in a weird rubber baggy, stick me in a dark smelly cave and make me do pushups until i puke!!"


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Re: *WARNING* rated...Q joke (wrose than R but not quite X)
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How about a groan instead??!!?? :hehehe:
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Steel....please....click on google and type in 'jokes'......
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plus his next door neighbor is an asshole and his best friends are a couple of nuts
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ahhhh and I thought i was bad :hehe:
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plus his next door neighbor is an asshole and his best friends are a couple of nuts
Yes! Skylines saved the thead!! I was in a state of dissapointment, but that little comment elicited a grin from me
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Hmmm.... Whether to laugh or walk away...
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LOL, can't say that i didnt try
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now were did i leave that hollow head with my name etched in it...
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Yes! Skylines saved the thead!! I was in a state of dissapointment, but that little comment elicited a grin from me
Thank you, thank you. ill be here all week
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That's a really old joke. I heard that in 7th grade, (I'm in 10th now). You really need to get new stuff.
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Thank you, thank you. ill be here all week
You've watched A Knight's Tale have you not? excellent film.
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You've watched A Knight's Tale have you not? excellent film.
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nope, never even heard of it
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