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02-12-2002, 11:24 PM
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Aussie joke
Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him" Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the f*****g problem?" raged the manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch".
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02-13-2002, 12:06 AM
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Tazdev, that's terrible!
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02-13-2002, 01:14 AM
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Can someone translate that to american for me? I'm guessing the guy took the farm truck and hit a cop on a Motorcycle...then took this "303" (gun?) and shot him...that it? did I get it?
nothing like making a good joke better...what? awe, damn.
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02-13-2002, 01:34 AM
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303 = 0.303 calibre rifle....essential tool for controlling unruly AF members
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02-13-2002, 01:41 AM
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Rofl! Funny sheit
I come from Kentucky so I knew what a Ute and a 303 was, guess it pays to live around hicks 
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02-13-2002, 02:05 AM
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Hey, I WANNABE an aussi! so it's anot mty foualt if I don't get any of the dman jokes! haha! ah man...ya know what...? I"M WASTERD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKeks ares ocvl! [b]Sober Translation- hey, I want to be an Aussie! so it's not my fault if I don't get any of the damn jokes! haha! ah, man...ya know what? I'm wasted[\b]
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02-13-2002, 03:14 AM
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No Sheiyt! 
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02-13-2002, 01:18 PM
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02-13-2002, 01:46 PM
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nice one Taz
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02-13-2002, 04:21 PM
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hahahah....that was brilliant
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