Gas grill

[Neutrino]

Gas Grill
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very mad and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"

[2Slow4U_Noob]

hahahaha thats great...i likes me a big ass rump..more cushion for the pushen!

[blindside.AMG]

That's still no excuse for his wife to get fat on him.

[k_dog]

Funny Stuff

[psychobadboy]

Haha!

[ghostguy6]

Owned!!!

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by blindside.AMG

That's still no excuse for his wife to get fat on him.

Damn straight...

[Andydg]

Burn.

[DiabloGT]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

Gas Grill
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very mad and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"

where did you find this joke from? it rocked lol

[imtheoneandonlyD]

haha, got him good

[Dublinguy]

God I hope I dont have to say that to my fiance in 15 years...lol....shit hope she doesnt read this...Love you Hunny!!!!!

[Raz_Kaz]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a eety-beety waste, and a round thing all in your face, I get STOMP!