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09-20-2004, 01:25 PM
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Giving 118%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top
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09-20-2004, 01:28 PM
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Re: Giving 118%
Now it all makes sense...
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09-20-2004, 03:19 PM
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Re: Giving 118%
REPOST!!! Maybe a year ago...
Freakin' I can remeber the stupidest things but I can't remeber the last number to my lock!!! 
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09-20-2004, 03:22 PM
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yeah i posted that one before...albeit a loong time ago.
so it's a good refresher for the newbies who weren't around when i posted it originally. still funny though!
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09-20-2004, 03:45 PM
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Re: Giving 118%
Quote:
 http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...ght=ASSKISSING
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09-20-2004, 04:34 PM
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Does it really matter that much that it was repost from YEARS ago?
 Obviously, most of the members here haven't seen it yet and think its funny. Why deprive them of this thread? Its not like members go around searching for a funny thread about giving more than 100%
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09-20-2004, 09:39 PM
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Re: Giving 118%
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09-20-2004, 10:07 PM
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Re: Giving 118%
seen it, love it. also love the fast and furious pic.
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09-21-2004, 03:56 AM
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Re: Giving 118%
i knew kissing ass would get somewhere in life....time to start suckin up. lol
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09-21-2004, 08:04 AM
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Re: Re: Giving 118%
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man that pisses me off too
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