Evil Axis's (warning contians obsucre sheep joke, and negative refernace to US Pres)

[Moppie]

I got this in an email this arfo....



Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
Evil," which they said would be far more evil than the Iran-Iraq-North
Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Hafez Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. "

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of
geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of ccasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat really, just
something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

[darkness]

haha, thats good.

[hermunn123]

haha... Moppie made a funny!

as within minutes, France surrendered.

hahaha

[RevHappy Cowboy®]

Originally posted by Moppie
I got this in an email this arfo....

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat really, just
something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
McConnell.

lol

[Jimster]

I saw that n the Satirewire I especially like the bit about the countries ending eith guay having thier application denied

But still Bush deserves to have the piss taken out of him, he is a tosser

[YogsVR4]

That is pretty funny.