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02-10-2002, 10:34 PM
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good freinds
4 guys telling stories in a bar; 1 guy leaves to
go to the restroom, 3 guys are left. First guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday." Second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, HE's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday. Third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well He got a break, they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave his best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday." Fourth guy comes back from the rest room. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son IS a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact I just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new House and $1 Million in stock for his birthday."
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02-11-2002, 12:45 AM
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:hehehe:
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02-11-2002, 02:04 PM
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haha, very funny. :hehehe:
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02-11-2002, 02:45 PM
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that was a good one :hehehe:
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02-11-2002, 02:58 PM
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Re: good freinds
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OH SHIT!!!!!!!!  STAB!! :hehehe::hehehe:
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02-11-2002, 04:50 PM
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very funny.
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02-11-2002, 08:38 PM
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 HAHAHAA good one. liked it heheeh:licker: :silly2: :silly2:
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