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some truely awful jokes!!!!
How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex?
Phone her up and tell her.

What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick-knife.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

What's green, furry and goes up and down?
A kiwi in a lift.

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
25 - one to make the mixture and 24 to peel the smarties.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

What do you do if a rottwieler starts humping your leg?
Absolutely nothing.

What do you get if you cross a pitbull terrier with a labrador puppy?
A dog that makes you crap yourself and then runs away with the toilet paper.

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Oh no, make it stop!!! :cry: :hehehe:
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ahhhh gotcha U must have laugheds at a few of those :hehe: the pain u must suffer
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ahhhh gotcha U must have laugheds at a few of those :hehe: the pain u must suffer
Men can be so cruel!
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:silly2: :hehehe:

Oh my, Ok I admit, I laughed
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cheesy but classic
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Oooh dear...when did the Beano get a website?
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j/k....they made me have a wee laugh
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We can.....Thanks Mom


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