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09-12-2004, 01:12 PM
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You might be a redneck if...
...you get married at Bob-Jo Speedway...a demolition derby. That's right, last night I decided to go to a demo. derby and about halfway through the carnage there was a wedding ceremony.
 I couldn't keep a straight face, neither could the minister person. He had to stop like 8 times 'cause he was laughing so hard. I've never seen anything quite like this before. Rumor has it they're having their honeymoon at Wal-Mart though. 
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09-12-2004, 01:53 PM
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Re: You might be a redneck if...
Oh My God.
Kinda reaffirms your faith in humanity, doesn't it? What person in their right mind would think that's romantic in ANY way?
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09-12-2004, 01:57 PM
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Jeez... guy probably met his bride at the family reunion to boot!
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09-12-2004, 02:15 PM
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Oh dear lord!
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09-12-2004, 04:49 PM
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my town's fall fair has a demo derby every year! it's next weekend, and i've already booked it off work to go!
it's always a fun night of CAR-nage. i have always, since i was young, had a sick fetish of seeing car wrecks. wonder if i'll see a wedding though...
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09-12-2004, 04:59 PM
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Re: You might be a redneck if...
hopefully not
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09-12-2004, 10:19 PM
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Re: You might be a redneck if...
Hey, this sounds like a good idea. Have any of you folks been married twice? (or even once?)
Trust me, the second -time-around is for fun. I would NEVER go through a serious traditional wedding again. Getting married in front of a huge crowd of half drunk derby fans sounds like a blast!
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09-12-2004, 11:05 PM
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Re: Re: You might be a redneck if...
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09-12-2004, 11:55 PM
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Re: You might be a redneck if...
C'mon now... if you love each other it doesn't matter where you get married and if you love demo derby's you might as well be in that environment...
I can't believe I just said that.
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