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#1
02-09-2002, 09:00 PM
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I F*cking HATE huntsmen!!!!
God damn motherhumping hairy bastards that they are. A few days ago I was on my way to work - sunroof and windows open. Suddenly these hairy bloody legs come crawling out of the enginebay and a huge bloody huntsman decides to crawl up my windshield. Trying desperately not to scream like a girl I repeatedly press all the power controls to close the roof and windows. The bastard having had his fun then runs back under the bonnet.
Fast forward to today. I get the hose and hammer the engine bay, hoping to drown the sucker. Nothing. Hmmm... Hose out the wheel arches... nothing. Oh well, maybe he'd had his fun and had picked on someone else to terrorise. I go to the boot to get out some work papers, pop it open and... the f*cker is staring at me from the spot between hatch and the seal. He looks at me, I look at him and start gibbering like a lunatic. After a few seconds he casually lifts a leg (spider equivalent of flipping the bird I guess). I slam the boot as hard as I can to squash him and... the bastard runs down the side of the car and sits there staring at me. Ok - bolt to get the hose... I get back... nothing. Shit. Hose the weel arches, under the car around the doors etc... gone. Fine. Better put some fuel in... off to the servo, pop the fuel hatch... you guessed it.... F*CK!!!!! Run around to the driver's side to get the paper to flick him off there... gone. Meanwhile the other ppl at the servo are looking at me like I'm a lunatic. 2 bottles of mortein surface spray later and my car is choking on the fumes... but I still can't see the bastard. I swear that it's purpose in life is to leave me in a cold sweat. Now most spiders I see I don't mind. Redbacks, funnelwebs other dangerous spiders.. I see them and either just walk around them or stomp them. Huntsmen are harmless but they're big, hairy and just know you're in fear of them. Hell, I've once had one charge at me. I dunno what it is. No other phobias except this one... and damn do the bastards make the most of it  BTW - this one was about 4 inches across... but I swear he was larger. Nasty evil f*cker that he is 
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02-09-2002, 10:54 PM
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I didn't know what a huntsman was til i read the 5th paragraph where you mentioned mortein.
While i was reading the first two paragraphs i imagined some hunter man with hairy legs crawling out of your bonnet  and you're trying to close the electric windows while he tries to get in 
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02-10-2002, 12:50 AM
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HAHAHAHA!!! Me too!!! I was like...i hunter man with hairy legs was crawling up your windshield?! LOL...
You're a real man...i would have screened like a little bitch...and told my mum to kill it. :hehe:
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02-10-2002, 01:32 AM
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02-10-2002, 03:23 AM
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Here's a pic of one. The fucker's are best known for hanging out under your dashboard or on your sun visors, waiting for you to flip them down.
 
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02-10-2002, 03:48 AM
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02-10-2002, 04:38 AM
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Gotta love NZ
I think we might have one poisonous spyder but theres only like 30 of them in the whole country of something. No snakes, arnt like he top 10 most poisonous ones all found in aussie? No crocodiles. :finger: :finger: :finger:
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02-10-2002, 05:28 AM
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HAHAHA.....geeze who's acting more like girls now......yes tannee get your mum to shoo it away :silly2:
How about bug bomb your car..... You're not scared of the deadly ones but the harmless ones :silly2: Hmmmm......sissys :silly2:
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02-10-2002, 05:30 AM
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Ahhh, thats looks so cute! :flash:
How could you possibly want to harm it! It clearly has a good taste in cars. I currently have two large spiders living in my car. One in each mirror. (Eric has seen them) They come out to kix thier webs up at night, and hide behind the mirrors waiting for flies etc during the day.
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02-10-2002, 05:35 AM
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The city turbo is infested with little spiders....hopefully the bug bombed killed a lot of them
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02-10-2002, 05:54 AM
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Update: Spider: 4, me: 1
Washed the car. Just as I go to dry it the sucker decides to waltz along the bonnet (damn he gets around). I jump, but unfortunately for him, the hose is right next to me. Insy-winsy gets a couple of PSI of water blasting him off the car. Unfortunately these suckers are tough and he just heads off into the bush next to my car hissing (yes they do hiss... I could hear him as I finished drying the car). Stay tuned for more adventures
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02-10-2002, 05:58 AM
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02-10-2002, 06:07 AM
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Heheh... I've been known to leave a 1G by the side of the road with a bug bomb in it for a few hours. Of course, even their dead bodies freak me out
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02-10-2002, 06:14 AM
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HAHA....I know your weakspot now...
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02-10-2002, 06:29 AM
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Ok... going to lock myself in a bubble now
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