Rectum enlarger

[PJF220]

I was driving down the road the other day, minding my own business when a cop jumps out from under a bridge and pulls me over for speeding.

"what's the hurry?" he asks

"I'm late for work and I have an important job" I reply.

"what do you do that's so important you need to speed?"

"I'm a rectum enlarger" I say

"A what!!!" he says stunned

"A rectum enlarger......I work a finger into rectums, then get two in and then three antil I have my whole hand in. Then I slowly work my other hand in and pull the cheeks apart until it's about 6ft big"

"And what in God's name do you do with a 6ft ar5ehole?" he enquires

So I say....."Simple....give him a radar gun and hide him under a bridge"

Speeding ticket - £60

Court Costs - £120

Expression on Cop's face - Priceless

[eversio11]

eh..

[ac427cpe]

um.... repost?

[KustmAce]

Very

[93rollaracer]

[FireBball972]

that is the repostest repost on the reposting internet.

[ZedEx]

RePost of not... Still funny

-Wes

[dayna240sx]

ok seriously guys, do 5 people really need to tell him its a repost!?

POST WHORES!!!

[96TSi]

yep

[taranaki]

ummmm,no.

Anyone that wants to postwhore can do it outside on the pavement.I'm serious about sending people who post excessive amounts of pointless crap a suspension. There will be no further warnings.