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09-07-2004, 03:33 PM
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Getting Out of a Ticket
Getting out of a Speeding Ticket
Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding? The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 
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09-07-2004, 04:11 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
eh...
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09-07-2004, 04:12 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
...what?
Why would a cop be waiting for a minor? is this a joke or a story?
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09-07-2004, 04:24 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
its a joke, and a pretty cute one at that
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09-07-2004, 04:31 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
hehe yeah iv heard this one..its a great story but its funnier when its told in a big long story
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09-07-2004, 04:34 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
That story's a lie. You can only get out of a ticket if you have tits. And that's a FACT!
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09-07-2004, 04:48 PM
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Re: Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
Quote:
This is true. I have been pulled over 3 times in my life, and got out of all of them with not a single ticket.
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09-07-2004, 05:07 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
My friend's uncle got pulled over for speeding. When the cop asked him why he was going so fast, he replied "I have head-up-the-ass syndrome!" The cop laughed, tore up the ticket, and said "Have a nice day."
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09-07-2004, 06:09 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
heard it, there was a run of getting out of tickets posted earlier.
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#10
09-07-2004, 06:16 PM
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Re: Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
Heh. I chuckled even though I've heard it before.
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09-07-2004, 10:12 PM
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 ......that was waay too cute
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09-07-2004, 10:16 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
"cute" is not quite the word that comes to mind
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09-07-2004, 11:23 PM
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Re: Getting Out of a Ticket
There only saying its cute, so they can get laid.. those bastards!
j/k lol Iv heard that joke before, my ex coach mention' it to me, it was pretty funny lol
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