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Old 09-03-2004, 06:46 PM
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Arrow The teapot...

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot.

Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it.

From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
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Old 09-03-2004, 06:49 PM
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Re: The teapot...

^ sensed the alarm going off once I saw "Bubba" and "Mary Louise"
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Old 09-04-2004, 02:30 AM
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Re: The teapot...

I found it pretty funny.
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:28 AM
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Re: The teapot...

that is dumb... lol
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Re: The teapot...


I've heard dumber.
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Re: Re: The teapot...

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I've heard dumber.
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Old 09-04-2004, 06:58 PM
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gotta love the redneck jokes~

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Re: The teapot...

I liked it... Laura didn't...
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