Rulez of Bedroom Golf

[primera man]

Rules For Bedroom Golf

#1 Each player shall furnish his own
equipment for play,normally one club
and two balls.

#2 Play on a course must be approved
by the owner of the hole.

#3 Unlike outdoor golf, the object is
to get the club in the hole and keep
the balls out of the hole.

#4 For most effective play, the club
should be a firm shaft. Course owners
are permitted to check shaft stiffness
before play begins.

#5 Course owners reserve the right to
restrict club length to avoid damage
to the hole.

#6 The object of this game is to take
as many strokes as necessary until the
course owner is satisfied that the play
is complete. Failure to do so may result
in being denied permission to play the
course again.

#7 It is considered bad form to begin
playing the hole immediately upon arrival
at the course. The experienced player will
normally take time to admire the entire
course, with special attention to well-formed
bunkers.

#8 Players are cautioned not to mention other
courses they have played or are playing to
the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage
players'equipment for this reason.

#9 Players are encouraged to bring proper rain
gear for their own protection.

#10 Players should assure themselves that their
match has been scheduled, particularly when a
new course is being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known to become irate
if they discover someone else playing on what
they consider to be a private course.

#11 Players should not assume a course is
in shape for play at all times. Some players
may be embarrassed if they find the course
to be temporarily under repair. Players are
advised to find alternative means of play when
this is the case.

#12 The course owner is responsible for the
manicuring and pruning of any bush around the
hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment
with and approach to the hole.

#13 Players are advised to obtain the course
owner's permission before attempting to play
the back nine.

#14 Slow play is encouraged. However, players
should be prepared to proceed at a quicker
pace, at least temporarily, at the course
owner's request.

#15 It is considered outstanding performance,
time permitting, to play the same hole several
times in one match.

#16 The course owner will be the sole judge
of who is the best player.

[Judge]

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehe:

[87accordlxi]

bedroom golf, how i love thee

[Gonthrax]

Rofl!!

#8 Players are cautioned not to mention other
courses they have played or are playing to
the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage
players'equipment for this reason.

[taranaki]

You're talking about whats-it's-name,aren't you!!!!

Damn...if I could only remember what its called....


it's been so long......

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by taranaki



You're talking about whats-it's-name,aren't you!!!!

Damn...if I could only remember what its called....


it's been so long......

Lol, its ok Mr T, your married arn't you?

[RazorGTR]

Originally posted by taranaki



You're talking about whats-it's-name,aren't you!!!!

Damn...if I could only remember what its called....


it's been so long......

Hummmmm single now that is a good reason, but then again being married makes no guarrentee's either hahaha

Great one Pman

[gang$tarr]

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:


LOL!!! That was hilarious

[SickLude]

that was funny stuff...good job

[dejoux]

Full credit

best joke Ive head in ages

[SiRedge]

Hehehehehe nice work mate, well played!

However, there is more than one hole on courses....

:cwn27: :toothless:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Hummmmm single now that is a good reason, but then again being married makes no guarrentee's either hahaha

:huh: It doesn’t?????!!!!??? :hehehe:

[gang$tarr]

Originally posted by SiRedge

However, there is more than one hole on courses....

Yeah, that's what #13 is..... the back 9

[SiRedge]

Well, there's front, back... mouth...



Dayum FTO Girl, that avatar is distracting! However, I'm also thinking it's not too far off the person it represents... :finger:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by SiRedge
Dayum FTO Girl, that avatar is distracting! However, I'm also thinking it's not too far off the person it represents... :finger:

Believe me it’s a long way off, my hair’s not black! :hehehe: