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Old 09-02-2004, 10:04 AM
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Probably a repost,


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators during the Summer Olympics that
they would like to take back:


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I
once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,
and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself,
I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that
nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the
cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is
playing so well is that, before the final round, his
wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God,
what have I just said?"
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Old 09-02-2004, 10:37 AM
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lol...i should have watched more of the olympics...those are great
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Old 09-02-2004, 10:58 AM
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New to me Good find!
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:02 AM
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last one was lovely. hopefully my wife will do that one day for good luck.
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These have been around a long time (adding Hamms name to one was spiffy) Heres a list of good one http://users.esc.net.au/~mapie/class...ing_quotes.htm

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Hahahahahahhahahahahha!! Greatness at its best!
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incredibly smart newscasters at their best
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those were great!
post more please!
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8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
That one cracked me up.
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LMAO great lines funny post man!
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