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Old 08-31-2004, 07:15 PM
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Lightbulb Bride and Broom...

Two brooms were going to get married, before the ceremony, the bride broom said to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk broom."
The groom broom said to the bride broom, "How can that be possible? we haven't even swept together!"'


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Old 08-31-2004, 07:19 PM
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Re: Bride and Broom...

that sucked. I'm gonna have to invent a smiley for this one.
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Re: Bride and Broom...

omg... i laughed at that. i need to have myself checked
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Re: Bride and Broom...

The disappoinment smiley WAS put there for a purpose!
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Re: Bride and Broom...

not a bad joke for a middle school kid
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Re: Bride and Broom...

At least the bride broom didn't say she was going to have a Swiffer... That could have meant certain broom...er, doom.
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