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#1
02-07-2002, 01:09 PM
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Yuk yuks
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if
it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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02-07-2002, 01:10 PM
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Another
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
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02-07-2002, 01:10 PM
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- pretend the speaker is a woman and not me
When a I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
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02-07-2002, 01:11 PM
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Finally
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus
five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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#5
02-07-2002, 01:35 PM
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Hehehehe Yogs is at it again.
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#6
02-07-2002, 02:03 PM
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Hehehe, the one about the car is the best. lol I"m still laughing
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02-07-2002, 02:25 PM
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hehe those were good. I might just have to break out my large source of jokes.
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