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08-26-2004, 02:24 PM
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child custody
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local
court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story, too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Don't laugh -- the man won!
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08-26-2004, 03:13 PM
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Re: child custody
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08-26-2004, 03:59 PM
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Re: child custody
hahaha u serious..thats not a real story is it??
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08-26-2004, 04:10 PM
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Re: child custody
hahaha god thats good
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08-26-2004, 05:48 PM
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Re: child custody
i gotta remember that one in case the situation ever presents itself...lol
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08-26-2004, 08:45 PM
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Re: child custody
naw, its probably not real.
but its real funny
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08-27-2004, 03:37 AM
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Re: child custody
omg thats a good one he chose some great words there
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08-27-2004, 11:46 AM
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Re: child custody
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than a real story.
