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08-25-2004, 04:44 PM
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Joke, blonde
To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get sunburned on his "tool." Being very determined the young man decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde. So, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the sunburn started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain so he went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his "Johnson" immersed in a glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So THAT'S how you load those things."
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08-25-2004, 05:16 PM
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    that was a good one!
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08-25-2004, 05:41 PM
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Re: Joke, blonde
Don't know which is more funny. The joke or your new sig.
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08-25-2004, 07:44 PM
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Re: Joke, blonde
bwahahahaha
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08-25-2004, 09:05 PM
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Re: Re: Joke, blonde
Hurting so much..... in laughter!
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08-26-2004, 11:08 AM
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Re: Joke, blonde
lordy lordy. got me thinking about porn again, sheesh.
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Very good!
