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#1
02-06-2002, 12:30 AM
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You know you're a Kiwi when:
Putting this here as the tards in OT will find something to argue about in it.
 ____________________ You know you're a kiwi when..... -YOU know what to do in an Earthquake: get into the nearest doorway before any other bugger and say, "Nah, i don't reckon it's the big one this time. We'll be right -YOU can hum the theme song to Coronation street. -YOU know what apples really taste like (and that there are more than four different kinds) -YOU know rugby league is not, and never will be, an international sport. -YOU'RE not sure about cricket, either. Or hockey. Or netball. Or swimming. Or the women's 400m. Or any other sport in which Australia are world champions. Yes you're even having doubts about real rugby -YOU know what happened to the lead singer of Push Push -YOU'RE seen split Enz, or former members thereof, performing live at least once -YOU reckon anyone who carries on about how great they are is an up-themselves wanker. Or an Australian -YOU wouldn't dream of wearing thongs on your feet. Thats what jandals are for. -THE name "Chappell" still makes you queasy -YOU know someone who worked on The lord of the rings or Xena -YOU wish Fitzy, Zinzan and Josh were still playing for the ABs. -THE dairy sells more than just stuff from cows -YOU rolled Snifters, rather then Jaffas, down the aisle at the movies -YOU know something's horribly wrong if you've been driving for more then 2 hours without the scenery changing. -THE words "NZ cricket victory" just don't sound right, somehow. 25'C is a record high temperature 
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#2
02-06-2002, 12:51 AM
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Re: You know you're a Kiwi when:
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I guess I'm not a kiwi afterall, I do agree witht the rest of the list though. 
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02-06-2002, 03:12 AM
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They say good players don't make good coaches but Buck proves that wrong:finger:
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02-06-2002, 06:23 AM
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So now I have no idea what you are talking about
 Damn Kiwis 
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02-06-2002, 06:31 AM
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it's a game we play...called rugby:finger: :finger: :finger: you guys should try it sometime:finger: :finger: :finger:
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02-06-2002, 09:03 AM
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/me conveniently forgets about the rugby 7s (even though you stacked your team with super 12 stars)
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02-06-2002, 02:17 PM
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02-07-2002, 12:36 PM
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I was sitting here laughing at that list. Good one dude. Though I guess I am still only a transplanted kiwi as I don't or can't do anything on that list hahaaha. I am working on it though. :finger:
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#13
02-07-2002, 11:27 PM
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*Hums the theme song to Coronation St.* That is so untrue
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02-08-2002, 01:53 AM
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Coronation St... Brit TV show right? I vagually remember the name, but I'm not sure it ever hit Au
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