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Old 08-21-2004, 12:36 PM
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damn. poor srt-4. that kid deserves to be driving a pinto.
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He couldn't get the nut off, so he takes off the oil filter and RUNS THE CAR??
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OMG, thats how my dads lexus's engine died, what and idiot
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quote: HA! I got the oil out without taking the nut off. My car probably hates me now though. I just unscrewed the oil filter and turned the car on. Makes a mess because oil sprays everywhere, but I got the shit out of the car. Filled it up with mobile one and yeah.

.......................... ...................i cannot beleive im hearin this. thats worse than stupid.. in our workshop all i have to use is a half drive ratchet and the nut comes off with no effort. if its rusted in or some twat put threadlock on the nut then just use a 1 metre powerbar or sumthin.thats baaaaaaaaaaaad
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Re: How NOT to change your oil

I wish Darwinism would kick in right now...
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Re: How NOT to change your oil

Funny story... New guy in a class I was in at the local community college (I was 16 at the time) was trying to get the oil plug off... He couldnt get it... He didnt ask for help... He just decided to do it himself.

So he went over and got the Impact (I was sitting there watching from my bay... Just laughing to myself)

Next thing I know, oil is pouring everywhere, and the kid looks into the socket... To find the nut of course, and its male fitting

Whole class found it funny... Esspecially when he had to buy a new oil pan.

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nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.
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nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.
Nobody under the age of 21? That is a little harsh. I always change my own oil every 2k. I know thats a little early, but I run my engine hard and it never hurts to be safe.
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nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.
Dont say that cause me and my buddies (16-21) all work on cars and we never fuck it up. Were not all as retarded as that kid.
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Re: Re: How NOT to change your oil

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nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrably buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.
that's retarded. i've done routine maintenance, put on intakes, springs, struts, shocks, stereos, brake pads, rotors, calipers etc. etc. all before i turned 21. I have a fiend who's been working on cars with his father since he was 6 and fully rebuilt an '84 Buick Grand National all before he was 21. age isn't the issue, lack of common sense is.
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Re: Re: How NOT to change your oil

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nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.
Hey, im 17 and I work in a garage. Just cuz one fucktard screws up, all kids are dumb?
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